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soundsof92:

you’ll never be as cool as the cool boss ass lesbians from Sailor Moon

So today at work a woman told me I looked like her daughter and I accidentally blurted out, “I’m so sorry.”

"Treat employees like they make a difference, and they will."

Jim Goodnight, CEO (via strawberrysaturn)

would-u-like-ur-milk-in-a-bag:

2 trainees did a no call no show and one cashier called off. I was stuck up front all day and didn’t get any of my work done. Its amazing how much people say they want to work and then don’t show up.

katastrophic-affinity:

"Do you work here?"

No, you do. We live in a parallel universe where the customers wear the store uniform in order to shop here and the employees wear regular clothes.

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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(via heaven-in-a-storm)

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

(Source: manda, via heaven-in-a-storm)

lamapalooza:

*sniffs air*
who unfollowed me

(Source: lamapalooza, via wilmerots)